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larissafae:

carryonmywaywardstirrup:

endmerit:

Remember that time Daleks and Cybermen had sass-off?

THIS IS LITERALLY MY FAVE SCENE FROM DOCTOR WHO EVER I AM NOT EVEN JOKING I AM SO GLAD SOMEONE MADE A POST OF IT I THINK ABOUT THIS MORE OFTEN THAN IS NORMAL UGH IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY

No one sasses better than the Daleks and Cybermen. No one.

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10 hours ago on September 17th, 2014 | J | 211,482 notes

bottombuckybarnes:

these are so much fun to make

10 hours ago on September 17th, 2014 | J | 5,445 notes

padalesexy:

basically me when i buy college textbooks

10 hours ago on September 17th, 2014 | J | 78 notes
10 hours ago on September 17th, 2014 | J | 692 notes
hoewarts:

xkalisto:

quanna78:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

Why though? 😳

A Czech girl here to extensively talk about her country! This is actually fun tradition, and the ‘beating’ is mostly symbolic. It stings a bit but I can’t say that I’d consider it unbearably painful or abusive. Nobody forces women to participate, and today people only go to the other people they know. And honestly I find it much more preferable to tradition where they spill water on you or even worse perfume. (I did that once and I it was annoying and I smelled horrible. I’m happy for whipping thank you) Though there’s like revenge day for women who then spill water on guys. (I never did, or haven’t seen it done though)
As to why. Traditionally it is not because the men want to cause harm to the women, the spring whipping was meant as a way for women to stay healthy, pretty and fertile for the following year. The whip is called ‘Pomlázka’ which comes from the word ‘Pomlazení - Omlazení’ which translates into Rejuvenation. Young twigs are used for the whip to transfer the ‘life force’ into women.
The whip is usually traditionally made out of pussy willow so it’s flexible and women are more usually whipped on their legs rather than backsides, though I guess you usually cover both. And it’s not only unmarried women. Nowadays in most region it’s ‘all’ the women. Even my grandma gets symbolic whipping.

It was also a form of symbolic ‘courtship’. Traditionally on Easter we decorate actual eggs. There are many ways how to do this, personally I love decorating with bee wax (I got beekeepers in the family)  but also with onion peels and flowers. 

Decorated with wax

Decorated with straw
Now the eggs are also a symbols of New life. And men ‘court’ women by whipping them (in the past some women actually took offence if nobody came to them) and the women give the men the decorated eggs as a sign of forgiveness and thanks for the rejuvenation. In some regions they also decorate their whips with bows. And Guys have to sing a Eastern Carol asking for the eggs. 
 It sound kinda brutal when you say they whip women, and sometimes there are alcohol issues, but generally it’s really tame and I find it to be fun tradition. 

Thank god you showed up before the 14 year old social justice bloggers did

hoewarts:

xkalisto:

quanna78:

nowyoukno:

Now You Know (Source)

Why though? 😳

A Czech girl here to extensively talk about her country! This is actually fun tradition, and the ‘beating’ is mostly symbolic. It stings a bit but I can’t say that I’d consider it unbearably painful or abusive. Nobody forces women to participate, and today people only go to the other people they know. And honestly I find it much more preferable to tradition where they spill water on you or even worse perfume. (I did that once and I it was annoying and I smelled horrible. I’m happy for whipping thank you) Though there’s like revenge day for women who then spill water on guys. (I never did, or haven’t seen it done though)

As to why. Traditionally it is not because the men want to cause harm to the women, the spring whipping was meant as a way for women to stay healthy, pretty and fertile for the following year. The whip is called ‘Pomlázka’ which comes from the word ‘Pomlazení - Omlazení’ which translates into Rejuvenation. Young twigs are used for the whip to transfer the ‘life force’ into women.

The whip is usually traditionally made out of pussy willow so it’s flexible and women are more usually whipped on their legs rather than backsides, though I guess you usually cover both. And it’s not only unmarried women. Nowadays in most region it’s ‘all’ the women. Even my grandma gets symbolic whipping.

It was also a form of symbolic ‘courtship’. Traditionally on Easter we decorate actual eggs. There are many ways how to do this, personally I love decorating with bee wax (I got beekeepers in the family)  but also with onion peels and flowers. 

Decorated with wax

Decorated with straw

Now the eggs are also a symbols of New life. And men ‘court’ women by whipping them (in the past some women actually took offence if nobody came to them) and the women give the men the decorated eggs as a sign of forgiveness and thanks for the rejuvenation. In some regions they also decorate their whips with bows. And Guys have to sing a Eastern Carol asking for the eggs. 

 It sound kinda brutal when you say they whip women, and sometimes there are alcohol issues, but generally it’s really tame and I find it to be fun tradition. 

Thank god you showed up before the 14 year old social justice bloggers did

10 hours ago on September 17th, 2014 | J | 80,621 notes
f0ursharps:

IT WAS A TRAP

f0ursharps:

IT WAS A TRAP

10 hours ago on September 17th, 2014 | J | 216,491 notes

transdimensionalboundaries:

dirtybetanerd:

kedreeva:

8bitrevolver:

This was meant to be a quick warm up, but it turned into a comic that I’ve wanted to draw for a while. This is something that is extremely important to me, and I appreciate it if you read it.

A while ago, I heard a story that broke my heart. A family went a cat shelter to adopt. The daughter fell in love with a 3-legged cat. The father straight up said “absolutely not”. Because he was missing a leg. That cat was that close to having a family that loved him, but the missing leg held him back. Why?!

Many people have the initial instinct of “nope” when they see an imperfect animal. I get it, but less-adoptable does NOT mean less loveable. 9 out of 10 people will choose a kitten over an adult cat. And those 10% that would get an adult cat often overlook “different” animals.

All I want people to do is be open to the idea of having a “different” pet in their lives. Choose the pet that you fall in love with, but at least give all of them a fair shot at winning your heart.

Don’t dismiss them, they deserve a loving home just as much as any other cat. They still purr, they still love a warm lap, they still play, they still love you. Trust me, next time you are in the market for a new kitty, just go over to that one cat that’s missing an eye and see what he’s all about!

Let me tell to you a thing.

This is Lenore. I first saw her in a little cage at the Petco I frequent (I used to take my parents’ dog in for puppy play time), and she looked like the grouchiest, old, crotchety cat in the world, and I fell instantly in love. She was cranky, she was anti-social, hanging out at the back of her cage. Her fur was matted because she wouldn’t let the groomers near her.

She was perfect.

But I didn’t have a place for her. I wasn’t living in my own space yet, and where I was, I wasn’t allowed cats. So I pressed my face to the bars of her cage and I promised that if no one had adopted her by the time I’d bought a house, I would come back for her.

I visited her every week for over six months while I looked for a house. At one point, they had to just shave her entire rear-end because the mats or fur were so bad. They told me she clawed the heck outta the groomer that did it, screamed the entire time, and spent the next two days growling at anyone that came near the cage.

A couple of weeks later, I closed on my house. I went back and I got an employee, and I said: “That one. I need that cat.”

They got the paperwork and the lady who ran the rescue that was bringing the cats in told me that Lenore (at the time, Lila) was 8 years old, had been owned by an elderly lady who had died, and brought in to a different rescue, who’d had her for six months on top of the time I’d been seeing her at Petco.

This kitty had been living in a 3x3’ cube for over a YEAR because she was older and “less adoptable.”

I signed the paperwork, put her in a cat carrier, and drove her to my new home. I had pretty much nothing; a bed, an old couch, a couple of bookcases, and a tank of mice I called “Cat TV”. I let her out of the carrier and onto my bed, and I told her “I told you I would come back for you when I had a place. It’s not much, but it’s yours too now.”

Lenore spent the next three days straight purring non-stop. She followed me around the house purring. Sat next to me purring. Slept next to me purring. Leaning into every touch, purring, purring, always purring. She still purrs if you so much as think about petting her. She’s amazing, and I love her.

So, you know, if you’re thinking about adopting, and you see a beast that others consider “less adoptable,” think about Lenore.

FUCKING IMPORTANT

The STORY THOUGH.

10 hours ago on September 17th, 2014 | J | 397,615 notes
orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

nazipervert:

"I’ll just leave that there"

damn homie just ripped his arm off and walked away that is some hardcore shit right there

r u gonna eat that

orlandobloomfistmeintheass:

nazipervert:

"I’ll just leave that there"

damn homie just ripped his arm off and walked away that is some hardcore shit right there

r u gonna eat that

10 hours ago on September 17th, 2014 | J | 83,104 notes

famphic:

i like to use exclamation marks because they cover up the fact that i am dead inside!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

13 hours ago on September 16th, 2014 | J | 47,801 notes

i-once-had-a-guy-tell-me:

I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.

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13 hours ago on September 16th, 2014 | J | 68,502 notes

Some Even Better Questions

1 What do you regularly do before bed?
2 Who would you say is there for you when you really need them?
3 If given the opportunity, where would you time travel and who would you bring with you on the adventure knowing that you're not going to alter anything in the present?
4 Is there anyone you miss a lot?
5 Favorite drink? (Alcoholic and non-alcoholic)
6 Do you smoke weed or cigarettes?
7 Would you help the last person you called/texted hide a dead body?
8 What would you take as a weapon if you were to go into a building to assassinate a crime lord that killed your family? Would you be discrete or go in and start killing people until you get to him?
9 What are three norms that you absolutely hate?
10 Who are your top three idols?
11 If you could go back to any point and time and do things differently, where would you go and why would you change things?
12 Your Pokemon team consists of six Pokemon, which six Pokemon would you choose to be on your team?
13 You have the opportunity to meet any musician, dead or alive. Who would you meet and why?
14 What was a constant thought that passed your mind today?
15 Are you going to school? What are your classes like/what's your major?
16 Favorite video game?
17 Something you know you shouldn't have done, but did anyway?
18 What is a television show that makes you want to strangle someone?
19 Most fucked up situation you have ever been in?
20 The last time you were hugged and you cried?
21 Who is your favorite character from a film?
22 Is there a film you can watch repeatedly and never get tired of it?
23 Make a list of bands/musicians that you recently started listening to.
24 Do you think you would do well in a zombie apocalypse?
25 If the world was ending and you had two hours before the Earth was destroyed, what would you do?
26 What was your first kiss like?
27 Favorite curse word(s)?
28 Who do you think would visit you if you were in the hospital?
29 What do you think of most when you're falling asleep?
30 If you had to choose between immortality, wealth, or any six concert tickets with the opportunity to go to any of those concerts from any time period, which would you choose?
31 What do you wish you could be doing right now?
32 Who is your favorite person in the world right now?
33 What do you think it would be like to have been born with a tail?
34 Do you like your name?
35 What would you do if two strangers started fighting in a convenience store full of people?
36 What are you looking forward to in the near future?
37 If you had to use three songs to define yourself, which three would you use?
38 HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT CAPITALIZATION LIKE THIS!?
39 How do you feel about humanity?
40 What's the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?
41 Do you have a Tumblr crush? What would you do if you had the chance to hangout with them?
42 What do you want to do with your life?
43 Which of your friends is the funniest?
44 Where do you go when you feel like shit?
45 What is holding you back from doing something you really want to do?
46 What state do you live in?
47 Would you ever hangout with someone you met on here?
48 When was the last time you got home and actually fell asleep withing ten minutes of making contact with your bed?
49 What really turns you on?
50 What is a memory that you're very fond of?
13 hours ago on September 16th, 2014 | J | 31,292 notes
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kchayes54:

tsaoshin:

Stitch and Toothless jammy jam!
http://tsaoshin.deviantart.com

OMG…you get all the adorables!!!!

kchayes54:

tsaoshin:

Stitch and Toothless jammy jam!

http://tsaoshin.deviantart.com

OMG…you get all the adorables!!!!

13 hours ago on September 16th, 2014 | J | 168,252 notes
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vinegod:

We are definitely #AllAboutThatBass by Miller The Rottweiler

13 hours ago on September 16th, 2014 | J | 380 notes
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