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When someone says “Making reeds looks hard. Just buy them!”

howshouldwebassoon:

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12 hours ago on September 29th, 2014 | J | 113 notes

untexting:

do you wanna have sex?

a) please

b) now

c) a + b

12 hours ago on September 29th, 2014 | J | 219,141 notes

oomshi:

dongboarding:

oomshi:

eat my ass

My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first

I respect that

13 hours ago on September 29th, 2014 | J | 278,564 notes

Listening to a difficult piece you’re currently having trouble playng

confessions-of-an-oboist:

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13 hours ago on September 29th, 2014 | J | 331 notes
13 hours ago on September 29th, 2014 | J | 227,037 notes
modelingschool:

I AM SCREAMINGGGGGFFFUCK

modelingschool:

I AM SCREAMINGGGGGFFFUCK

13 hours ago on September 29th, 2014 | J | 16,486 notes
13 hours ago on September 29th, 2014 | J | 333,299 notes
…nope. still confused.

…nope. still confused.

13 hours ago on September 29th, 2014 | J | 415,012 notes

masturbation-is-illegal:

marielovesgroban:

Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.

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14 hours ago on September 29th, 2014 | J | 261,653 notes
kierenwalkerpds:

monobeartheater:

absorr:

ultrafacts:

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 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

so that’s the function of a rubber duck

kierenwalkerpds:

monobeartheater:

absorr:

ultrafacts:

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 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

so that’s the function of a rubber duck

14 hours ago on September 29th, 2014 | J | 137,547 notes
271,425 plays

aaliyah1979-2001:

valiantparadox:

My roommate and I have had far too much coffee and I think our neighbors hate us

WHO DID THIS

15 hours ago on September 29th, 2014 | J | 80,191 notes
605,172 plays

catsickles:

airedmania:

brownandwhat:

Vine - Sadia Arabia

Ooooooh the double standard…

WELP.

why have i never made this connection before

15 hours ago on September 29th, 2014 | J | 88,052 notes

the-insultana-of-ott:

bex-chan:

i woke up to this

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and actually fell out of bed

and then this was in the article

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so i got back into bed so i could fall out of it again

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15 hours ago on September 29th, 2014 | J | 26,310 notes
wtfzodiacsigns:

Virgo always looks before they leap.
fun zodiac signs, horoscope sign facts daily.

wtfzodiacsigns:

Virgo always looks before they leap.

fun zodiac signshoroscope sign facts daily.

15 hours ago on September 29th, 2014 | J | 131 notes
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